It is proven that laughter is healthy and promotes positive thinking. Even if it seems that there is no reason to laugh at the moment, it is worth a try.
Pictures and funny sayings
As a rule, our little ones laugh much more often and more from infancy than adults. The everyday problems can even freeze the smile. But a happy person acts on others automatically beautiful and sympathetic. Therefore, it is important to never lose the humor and to get used to positive thinking and ample laughter for a better quality of life.
Collection of funny pictures and sayings Click on the pictures to open the picture gallery: The other day a woman whispered to me "My panties fit my socks" But she did not even wear socks. Heaven was stupid "May I take a picture of you naked?" "Okay, if that does not get you too cold." Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed There is no way to say "soap bubbles" furiously Alcohol does not solve any problems. Milk is not. Either I get a raise or I tell everyone I got one Would rather have one sitting and can not stand, than the other way around Actually, I was well educated. No idea what happened then The most delicious fish is still the schnitzel I changed my diet. Biscuits, chocolate and donuts are now on the right. I wanted to lose 10 kg this year. Now 12 kg is missing. Since you sing perfectly the song on the radio and the artist does not know his lyrics Do you know that? There's someone talking to you that you did not understand. And you smile back and hope that it was not a question ... My life was somehow easier when I found guys still stupid This place needs me, I feel that Do you call friendly gummi bears actually Haribros? Sometimes I stand with both legs firmly on the hose Are you single? Does it depend on me, is the Empire looking for me? And then he said, I'm not a tiger Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes I'm standing here for so long now, until you cuddle me I do not know what exactly he is doing there, but that's exactly what I need to fix There is also a way past the ass I do not want to specify, but the cashier asked me in advance for my postal code! In a healthy relationship, nobody has the pants on. They only disturb Do you know what I'm most afraid of in my old age? Before incontinence Never make eye contact while eating a banana Kacktusse - That means cacti! - No, I meant you Whether your speedometer is right, you see when the light comes on You just have to look perfect if you can not do anything else Going out is like opening windows, only crass On the chocolate packaging stood "resealable" "Get up, the sun is shining!" "What should I do, photosynthesis?" Why call 2 for minutes, if you can discuss that for several hours on Whatsapp? Yesterday I had a dream of a kebab. Today I bought a doner kebab. Get up and live your dream I'm clearly undercover again What does it bother an oak when a sow rubs against her? Veni, vidi, violini. I came, saw and neglected Whoever has the voodoo doll from me, stop feeding them all the time! Not without my coffee! If a man says he fixes that, then he fixes it. You do not have to remind him all 6 months! Good night my friends Vegetarian = old Indian name for "bad hunter" Optimism means backwards Sumsi with Po Think well with such a cold face with which you go out in such a cold. That remains so. Remember for weighing after the holiday: tanned skin weighs more! If a woman is angry, take her in her arms. If that does not help, quickly step back and throw chocolate at her Optical illusion! After 10 seconds skyscrapers and streets appear in the background Students always moan because of so much learning. Except German Studies students. The moaning because of the many learning I really look too cute for the kind of sex I would like to have I quickly write Nutella backwards before it's all over the world If only I had not overheared the R as she said "Please blow into the tube" I would apologize, but I'm not sorry Today I am motivated as the inventor of the Japanese flag Although I look cute: nice was yesterday A man can do and leave what his wife wants Künstlerwitz "What are you planning to do today?" "I draw something else." "Da Vinci'ch have fun" I like foreign words that hardly anyone knows today. Like, thanks, or sorry Bypassing means the opposite of avoiding, depending on the emphasis. Mother's Day starts at 1.1. and ends at 31.12.
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